ImFAT

A series on how to get your fat ass in shape, like I did.
LAZYfitness TIP of the Week: "Make the time to prepare fresh food. Make the time for exercise and for a good rest. You always have time for yourself if you choose to make it.
Showing posts with label exercise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label exercise. Show all posts

Monday, January 3, 2011

Gettin' There!

First, I just wanna say Happy New Year’s to you and yours and I would like to wish you a healthy and prosperous year & decades to come.  I'm hype about the projects I have going on and am ready for 2011, 2012 even.  With part 5 of my 6 part ImFAT series, I will briefly uncover one of the remaining pieces to my fitness plan.  After my previous points on WATER, Detox, Nutrition, and personal Menu Selection comes the last “stretch,” which is to Get Moving.  Like I’ve stated before, the workout portion is only ¼ of the entire fitness plan, but it is important to the success of your weight-loss goals and to your daily schedule. If all of my suggestions were to stick to the wall, this would be the nail.  Guess who the hammer is? (if you can’t, you’re fat-so fat)
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Contributors to my overall fitness plan
¼ = Water and Breakfast
½ = Natural Detox
¾ = Eat fresh, less heavy, 4-5x daily
1  = Stretching & Exercise: My LAZYworkout
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Before the sweating even starts, I have something more geared towards finding your comfort zone.  The best thing about my workout is that it’s coming from one of the laziest, summer-couch potato livin’, snacks in the middle of the night-eatin persons on earth.  That’s serious business, because there’s NOTHING to watch during the summer! You may be like me, hardily comfortable with using machines, heading to the gym, or working out in general; but just remind yourself that you are doing this for YOU and you only.  You have to know what it is like to be you at your best, your healthiest.  It’s a great feeling, my uncle told me.  He was no slump in his day, and he’s always proud of how agile, witty, and energetic he was when looking through old photos.  Seeing my elders look back on being young and not regretting a thing has had a huge influence on me and I recommend creating that reality for you one day. 

THE STRETCH
For the record, my workout is a home workout and does not require much.  In creating this, I started by talking with those familiar with nutrition and fitness; asking physicians, friends who are or were athletes, and personal trainers about how to conserve or gain energy.  I found out that something as simple as Stretching could cure most saps of energy that we feel on a day-to-day basis.  Now for the most part, if you’re like me, stretching can seem incredibly shoot-me-now boring, but if you truly want to get in shape without becoming a gym rat, you must get to know your body.  Stretching the right parts can do your body a huge favor.  It’s kind of like finally scratching a hard-to-reach itch on your back; stretching can feel very satisfying.  If you want to get technical, stretching increases the body’s ability to more efficiently spread oxygen throughout your circulatory, respiratory and muscular systems.  In short, you become stronger by breathing, the right way.

WHAT I DID
I’m no expert on stretching, but in my case, I’m an artist and drawing people, focusing on parts of the body in movement, allowed me to test all the different ways to stretch one muscle or muscle group, starting with my neck.  I thought about ALL the directions it could move and just stretched in each of those directions. (diagrams in later posts) Then I applied the same method of thinking to every extremity (arms/legs) and smaller joints which made me curious about stretching EVERY part of my body.  The workout is just the exercising of those very muscles from the stretch positions.  This is how my home-style LAZYworkout was born.   

The stretching allows you to create the discipline necessary to carry on to the exercises.  After getting through my full body stretches, the workout will naturally feel like the next step.  Luckily, with my plan, you stretch without working out for two weeks before breaking a sweat at all.  This preps your body to find a certain comfort level that will complement how and where you start at-doing exercise.  My Full Body Stretches are to be done either at the start of the day, 30 minutes after drinking water and eating breakfast or at night before going to bed, DAILY.  You can grab a drink and some fruit, then stretch or go IN with the full breakfast and wait a little bit before you start.  Concerning my workouts, you do this daily for 2 weeks without exercise, then continue, around the exercises.

FULL BODY STRETCHES - OVERVIEW
Neck                  -  front – back – sides – diagonals
Shoulders           -  inner-shoulders 
Upper Arms       -  Bicepts – Tricepts – outer shoulders
Forearms            -  front - back

Chest                  -  stretching Pects
Back                   -  lower rear of neck - along spine - and deltoids
Hips                    -  pelvic area – front – back – sides - diagonals
Waist                   -  obliques – abs – front - sides

Calves                 -  inner calve – outer calve
Thighs                  -  Quadricepts  - inner thighs
Strings                 -  Hamstrings
Lower Back        - straight down, head to knee direction

WHAT HELPS
One thing that will definitely help you to adjust is listening to music.  When I’m stretching, I choose to go the mellower route.  I’ll listen to reggae (not dancehall, reggae), ambient music and alternative/experiment sh!t.  It works great for me but do you.  I save the hip hop and rock for the actual workouts.  Another thing I found out was that it’s good to stretch before and after you’re workout for the best results.  I have yet to work my Full Body Stretch into such a practice, but shorter, core-focused stretch exercises will work for that.   Thursday,  I will share a few tips involving stretching and readjusting after veering off from your new diet, though that shouldn’t happen. (Finger-point)

Stay tuned for Part 6, “Finally, Sweat It Out!” my preferred playlist(s), and images for the stretches and home exercises.

-          JP

Monday, November 15, 2010

The Catalyst


The Scare
Have you ever suddenly been awakened by a rapid surge of burning hot acid shooting up to what feels like the base of your brain?  Cutting to the bone of this situation, this was most likely the main catalyst for causing someone- too lazy to get up and change the channel when they can’t find the remote- to lose 70 lbs w/i 9 months.  That someone is me. Though 9 months is normally no big feat for such weight-loss, for all those 30-day tough shit workout programs out there to compete with, in this case-IT IS.  For someone like me who doesn’t or hasn’t played any real sports, hates to work out and uses dumbbells as door stops, creating a home-made workout program that actually works is not just out of the ordinary, it’s completely insane. But before I share what I’ve been doing for the past year, here’s why…

The FALL
A few years back, maybe 2006-2007, I had noticed that certain characteristics about me had changed for the worst, dramatically.  My level of participation in BGSU campus organizations & outside activities, my classroom performance as a business major, and my overall image had been caving into a slump and I didn’t understand why… I couldn’t!  

My relationships with friends and family hit coarse terrain with dwindling efforts of communication and my business savvy also took a sharp nose dive.  The thing about all of these problems is they can all be either hidden, ignored, or more importantly manipulated by excuses to create a false sense of normalcy, but one problem in particular arose that could not be set aside; serious health problems.

All over campus, this had been the center of huge debate but there hadn’t been a national outcry yet.  This was an issue boiling just below the surface.  Even with the bullshit health plan we were forcibly given by university administrators, no one could figure out what was truly wrong with me.  No matter how much money I did throw at it, doctors in the surrounding area seemed a lot less competent than one would ever suspect.  Now I know I was somewhat of a grown-ass man at this point but this quickly became a “MAMAAA” situation.  A recently retired nurse with lost faith in medical doctors, luckily, my mother had been studying nutrition for a couple of years.  Though she tried to reach out to me multiple times before, I wasn’t tryin to hear that shit.  I was more concerned about NOT letting this Brownie Batter Blizzard go to waste, ‘cuz you know- there are starving children in Africa… right.

The Signs
Days turn to weeks later and before I knew it, I was struggling to get up flights of stairs; my clothes became so tight-fitting that I had to buy a whole new wardrobe entirely, and was catching every cold and allergy known to man. For the bulk of my adolescence, I was solid, so to suddenly have all these allergies to the elements that had always been present was ridiculous.  “Conveniently,” the pharmacies had pills to combat symptoms but nothing to eliminate the cause.  Tums, Pepcid, Benadryl, Tylenol, and plenty others were nothing but a waste of time and money.  It soon dawned on me that this was exactly what my mother spoke of; what my father and other friends and family members were going through; becoming a damn meal ticket to the health “care” system by (you) NOT caring for you.

Like a gluttonous pig, I thought “I’m gonna eat what I want, when I want and who the hell’s gonna stop me?”  But is that 69cent burger REALLY that cheap when you receive $1000 medical bills months later?  One trip to the doctor can cost you that trip to Vegas (I’m still hurting from that one), or Miami; and not only that, you would also feel self-conscious about how you would look once you got there.  I hated how I looked and more importantly I hated how I felt and wanted to do something about it.

The Change
In no way did I just get up to get down and start doing crunches and push-ups so I could make it to the beach.  Instead, I attentively sat down and thought critically thought about my health and how expensive “cheap” food can really be.  Incidentally, my niece and I had stumbled across a White Castle-like shop that sells miniature burgers made with your choice of premium turkey, sausage, beef, or bison meat for a rather affordable price.  At some point you have to realize the true value you gain from consuming fresh, quality product, even if it costs and extra 1-3 dollars on average.  Fresh food beats out a fresh doctor’s bill any day.

Ordinarily like all fat folks, my food came first, then, the workout had been engineered.  I tend to believe the quality of fuel determines the quality of performance and proper preparation ensures that.  Though I’m still in self-rehab, I have rendered all allergy medicine useless and unnecessary for the most part, completely eliminated my serious acid reflux problem, beat the Flu with no flu shot or doctor’s visit and lost over 60lbs of excess weight whilst eating pizza and burgers (shout out to Shake Shack)…  

I’m NOT telling you to give up everything; I’m just saying give up on anything that will cost you, everything.




Gotta hit the beach now so stay tuned for the next post with a DETAILED breakdown of my home-made LAZYfitness plan. {UP NEXT: "One Small Step..."}

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Friday, November 5, 2010

Well, if you REALLY wanna know....


ImFAT series moves on to be the ImFATfitness blog
Recovering from a shoulder injury, I'm finally back on the web to share my home-made fitness plan.  In coming weeks (starting Wednesday) I will be posting:


  • The Catalyst
  • One Small Step
  • Now FLUSH
  • Exercise? #&@! that, Let's EAT!
  • Gettin there...
  •  Finally, Sweat It Off!
And more...
SoggyBricks will still be the comedy lifestyle blog, I'm just venturing away from tumblr with this one.

-JP